Mr. Brace Face

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Caught by the girlfriend

 

 

It's always funny coming across the accounts that the girlfriends hacked into. 

Just No...

 

Is this supposed to make me want to message you back? .....

 

Not pof but whatever. Still ridiculous.

Seeking Dominatrix

 

Inevitably, if you're on any online dating social media, you'll get offers like this all the time. People seeking a third or a kinky partner.

Not Sure What Was Up with This Guy...

 

I wish I had screen shot his bio before he changed it. It was obviouslyyyy not German. 😂

 

 

 

At this point I was holding back throwing something snappy at him. Don't get me wrong, I love it when a guy is confident. But there's a difference between confident and cocky.... Chill out bro. 

 

And I just left it at that. 

That Username Tho, Thinks He's a Poet and Random Ish

 

Classy username 😂 

 

What else could "sorry not interested in chatting." mean?? #facepalm 

 

Just cut straight to the chase now did ya. 

 

Mr. Next Poet Laureate

Good Ol' Bait and Switch

So here's the most recent story. Mr. Voltage messaged me on pof recently. Kept texting me all day and was having a very engaging conversation. He invited me out to a barbeque last Saturday. I went out and had a great night. The party vibe was fun, everyone was having a great time. The jungle juice flowed freely.

I ended up staying the night over because I was completely sauced. Ended up sleeping through my alarms and was late for work. In my haste to gather my belongings, I forgot about the pan of jello I had brought for the party. I thought I would go and get it after work that day. It didn't take long until Mr. Voltage grew unresponsive to my texts. Guess I didn't make such an impression as he led me believe. But that's ok, the feelings are mutual.

  

He did have some moves I'll give him that 😂