They Don't Read the Bios

 

 

When they don't take time to read your bio at least before messaging you. I clearly stated not 420 friendly. 

 

Straight to the point haha... 

Desperate Attempts and Bad Spelling

 

 

 

 

Not interested means not interested, buddy. Doesn't mean to try and convince me into a date... 

 

The abbreviated spelling and poor grammar on this one - just no.

Lame Pickup Lines

                                                        

                                                        

                                                      

The First Two: Ronnynewyork and Snapchat Guy

Hmm, where to start with this one. The standard "shirtless douche" pic should have been the first clue. But what girl could say no to those cut abs and that cute face. Apparently *I* couldn't,

Ronnynewyork and I met up. The first time we hung out was in his room, he was semi-drunk already, and really just wanted to have sex. Long and short of it was stuff happened (it was great btw). But then it got weird. He already said "I love you" and was talking about me being his girlfriend, and possibly getting married. My reaction was *wtf* like dude, chill out! 

We hung out a few more times, but because of a few things that happened (I won't include them in this post, possible a future one.), we no longer are on good terms and he is officially blacklisted in my book. Why do you ask? Well, I think being verbally abusive and stealing $70 from me is reason enough.

                                                                                                                        
This one is actually kind of funny thinking back on it, but still a little annoying at the same time though. 
How Zach_attack12 and I met was honestly because I was bored on a Friday night and wanted to get out. He hit me up on POF and wanted to know if I wanted to go smoke hookah at Venus and Mars. I of course said yes and hit up on of my best friends wondering if her and her boyfriend wanted to come along since "Zach" was bring a few friends as well. My friends and I got there first and were just enjoying the vibe of the lounge when I got the message that "Zach" and his friends showed up. I went outside and met them. "Zach" for the most part looked like his pics, was tall and kinda cute. 
We all sat down and started smoking and talking. He seemed pretty sociable and not shy, which was a plus for me. We stayed there for about an hour before my friend and her bf split. A few minutes after that "Zach" and his friends wanted to get out of the lounge and go out and drink since it was the weekend. I was game for drinking and we all headed back to base. 
When we got there it started to be obvious that there wasn't going to be any drinking going on. "Zach" and I ended up in his room and talked before a bit, before he was like "Soooo.... we're here...". I was like "Yeaaah..." and in my head thinking "Eh, what the heck". ( I know serious hoe antics, but whatever, just listen to my story! :P ) Long and short of it (and I'm talking seriously shooort) we messed around. Totally wasn't worth it either. I started getting ready to leave and he was like well can't you at least give me a blowjob before you leave? So I did. I was down on my knees, sucking his tiny dick with my eyes closed. I felt him move a little bit and opened up my eyes to see him holding his phone pointed at me. I was like are you recording me? He smiled and I snapped up, snatched his phone from him and lo and behold, SNAPCHAT was open and recording. I frantically hit the back button to delete the video and heard him stuttering "I'm sorry, you caught me at a bad time" Damn straight I did, because I caught the little shit! I was livid, threw his phone and went and washed my hands, got dressed and grabbed my purse. He then had the audacity to ask for a goodbye hug and was like wait I'll walk you out. I told him I can see myself out and just left. 
The screenshot I have posted above was taken today when he hit me up on my new POF profile. Notice how he didn't respond when I called him out haha!

Welcome to the Wall of Shame

This blog is going to be about all the ridiculous, funny, rude, or particularly juicy things that happen in the wonderful world of online dating. I'll be posting screenshots, rants, and other snarky tidbits on here. So stay tuned and maybe check back to see if YOU made the POF Wall of Shame!